A correction

NOTE:| In reference to yesterday’s post, lawyers working with Peter Tatchell and Judicial Watch have pointed out that we may have exaggerated the number of Michele Bachmann’s foster children, whom she doesn’t actually dig from the trash with specially trained pigs, but buys by the dozen at Costco. The large execution device next to the orgone box in Rick Perry’s kitchen is not technically an “electric chair”; it is a La-Z-Boy wired to an old car battery, and causes death by vibration. Also, contrary to what we reported, Rick Santorum’s own sperm may well have played an undetermined role in the conception of his children. We apologize for any misunderstanding.

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